I didn't feel like making anything super fancy for today, so I present you with the friends you know you know but don't know how you know

The Statuscrows!

And I love them, so I named them

Susan

-Roommate who definitely steals your leftovers from the fridge and your cute dresses at night

-has had at least 3 exes named Trent

-wears five-inch glittery heels to a basketball game and wins even though she's not on either team

-loud

Tyrone

-Sociopath

-Idol is Rafael from TMNT

-Always counting his macros and will reject all foods that contain too many carbs because he's determined to become the swolest of them all

-Probably an anarchist as well and will most likely be arrested in the near future

Sad Patricia

-everyone's mom

-watches too many soap operas and Lifetime movies

-Wishes she could live in Jane Austen time period and find her Mr. Darcy

-sad Wendy's employee

Keith

-The problem child

- Still avidly believes in the tooth fairy even though he's like 17

-collects Yugi-Oh cards and is an active participant on 4chan

-has an online girlfriend that no one believes is really but actual is except she's a seagull so

-loves mac and cheese

Hope you like the Statuscrows!

K bye