I had a pretty odd idea while I was trying to sleep last night because my mind thought "hey you know what's a great idea? make a song with kind of weird and creepy and overly metaphorical lyrics, but here's the catch...instead of an instrument for accompaniment, it's just advanced clapping™)

Thanks brain

Needless to say sleep did not happen

but this monstrosity did

I did indeed do some pretty advanced clapping™, but probably fortunately for all of you, I'm too camera shy (video shy???)  to actually show the cool clapping moves so have this eternal darkness instead

BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THAT THERE'S MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO ATTEND TO

For those of you who read Inquisitor's Island, you may remember me bringing up our third party helper who I refer to as Co-Contributer...

(cough

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*cough cough* forgot to mention she has a Wattpad now

Also, you'd be aware that I've bragged about her very fabulous ukulele talent and her original song that I would really love all you to hear...

...well I don't have that one BUT LISTEN TO THIS COVER SHE DID

(LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF SORT OF NONCANON/HEADCANON BRECKY VOICE)

BEAUTIFUL

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YEAH I DON'T HAVE ANY ART

K BYE