Yellowfang and Wikipedia fall out of the time machine onto a grassy hill. Recalling the ravine, the gray she-cat quickly rights herself, crouching low in case of nearby Twolegs.

Wikipedia: Eh, you're using your brain this time? *drifts behind Yellowfang.*

Yellowfang: *glances up at her.* Be quiet! *slowly crawls up the hill, keeping to the tall grass.*

Loud shouts of the Romans are audible. Yellowfang sneaks behind the crowd, where a tall wooden structure stands. A man is hanging from the structure.

Yellowfang: *whispers to Wikipedia as she hides behind the structure's base.* Uh, are we at the Olympics? Is this some new event? *watches the hanging man speak calmly to crowd.*

Wikipedia: Uh, if that's what you want to believe. . . 

Yellowfang: Tell me the truth, you small annoying cat. 

The man looks to be in great pain as he positions his weight on his feet. It takes Yellowfang a second to realize that there are sharp, claw-like sticks driven through his ankles and wrists.

Yellowfang: OKAY, THIS IS NOT THE OLYMPICS! *backs away as pain starts radiating through her body.* Make it stop. . . make it stop!

Wikipedia: *quickly floats down to Yellowfang and gives her a shove. She starts rolling down the hill, body limp.*

Yellowfang: *pants as she finally can stand, the pain quickly forgotten.* Wikipedia

Wikipedia: Yes?

Yellowfang: What was that.

Wikipedia: The crucifixion of Jesus. 

Yellowfang: Well that's really dark. Why was he hanging from the Cross?

Wikipedia: I think we should find the time machine and leave as soon as we can. *starts looking around for the blue machine.*

Yellowfang: Okey-dokey...

⌁ Rio can't make funny chapters today, so enjoy something dark and sad. I'm an agnostic, but I have respect for religious people, and I'm sorry if I offended anyone with this chapter <3 ⌁