The door slowly creaks open and the two cats peer inside. It is hushed, and a single baby's cry pierces the silent room.

Wikipedia: He's evil from the st...ar...t. No he's not.

They look in on an angelic baby.

Yellowfang: Is that... Is that a halo?

Wikipedia: I think so.

Yellowfang: Well that's unexpected. And his hair...

Wikipedia: It's so purrfect.

Yellowfang slaps Wikipedia.

Yellowfang: No. Puns are bad.

Wikipedia: It was worth it!

They look back at the baby.

Yellowfang: Are you sure this is the right baby?

Wikipedia: Of course I'm sure! Never doubt my sureness!

Yellowfang: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Can we leave now?

Wikipedia: Well, we must be here for a reason...

Yellowfang: Should we strangle it?

Wikipedia: No! That would change all of history!

Yellowfang: Then why are we here?

Wikipedia: I don't know. Oh! Look over there!

The two she-cats look over to see an orange tabby tom perched on the window sill. Yellowfang runs over to him.

Yellowfang: Who are you? Do you have anything to do with a time machine?

The tom looks up.

Pumpkin: What? Oh, I'm Pumpkin, the Trump family's cat. What's a time machine?

Yellowfang: Well, you're not helpful. Wikipedia, let's go home.

Pumpkin: Wikipedia? Who's that?

Pumpkin looks over at Wikipedia.

Pumpkin: *gasps* You're the most beautiful she-cat I've ever seen! YOU WILL BE MINE!

Yellowfang: WIKIPEDIA! RUN!

Pumpkin jumps down to pursue the she-cat, but before he reached the door, both Wikipedia and Yellowfang were long gone.

Pumpkin: Ah, I'm to lazy to run anymore.

Pumpkin lays down where he is and goes to sleep.

Wikipedia and Yellowfang run outside the hospital and jump in the time machine. It makes a grumbling noise and disappears.

~Written by Sushi~