Yellowfang tumbles onto a pile of rocks, her head thumping against the stone. Wikipedia carefully lands above her, peering anxiously over the dark gray she-cat. 

Wikipedia: Are you alright?

Yellowfang: *groans and rubs the top of her head.* Are you alright? I thought you wanted to kill me so you could keep studying history without having to worry about me.

Wikipedia: Shut up. *rolls eyes.*

Yellowfang: I'm surprised we didn't land in the middle of that water. *points her tail at the sea in front of them.*

Wikipedia: Yeah, I would've loved to add yet another video to my collection of you falling into water. *laughs evilly.*

Yellowfang: I love you too... anyways, care to tell where we are?

Wikipedia: Fort Sumter in Charleston, South Carolina in 1860s, during the Civil War. Look at the man in the canoe... he's rowing here to surrender and discuss it. Richard Pryor

Yellowfang: *watches as Pryor begins to talk to another officer.* This is boring...

Wikipedia: Wait for it... wait for it...

One of the men gives Pryor a glass of brown liquid. He gratefully drinks it, and his eyes suddenly widen.

Yellowfang: *groans.* What happened to him? Did they poison him?

Wikipedia: Yep!

Yellowfang: Didn't they just surrender though?

Wikipedia: Yep :D

Yellowfang: Then... then why are they poisoning him?

Doctors are now bent over Pryor. 

Wikipedia: They didn't do it on purpose. They accidentally gave him medical iodine instead of whiskey. They're pumping his stomach now.

Yellowfang: Yeah, I can feel it. *winces.*

Wikipedia: Let's move before someone sees us... *starts slinking through the rocks.*

The two she-cats make their way to the other side of the fort just as the time machine appears, sucking them into the sky.

By Rio.