The time machine whirls and twirls and comes to a halt. Two cats tumble out, a mess of light and dark grey fur.

In front of the pair are many twolegs in odd costumes, making weird high-pitched squeaking noises and running around.

Wikipedia: Oh. My. StarClan.

Yellowfang: Wikipedia, what is this?

Wikipedia: No, it can't be.

Yellowfang: Can't be what? 

Wikipedia: I think I'm going to die.

Yellowfang: JUST TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING, WILL YOU!

Wikipedia: Hamilton.

Yellowfang: What in StarClan's name is Hammyton?

Wikipedia: Hamilton. It's a twoleg musical written by Lin-Manuel Miranda about the start of America, specifically the Founding Fathers. If my calculations are correct, this is the first Broadway showing.

Yellowfang: K then. When can we leave?

Wikipedia: As soon as this song ends. *starts singing along*

Yellowfang: Wikipedia no.

Wikipedia: Dear Theodosia what to say to you? You have my eyes, you have your moth-

Yellowfang: That's it.

Yellowfang grabs Wikipedia by the paw and drags her out of the building. They get in the time machine and press a few buttons. It buzzes for a few seconds and then all is quiet, except for the quiet singing of Leslie Odom Jr. inside the building.  

Written by Sushi