The time machine buzzes into existence outside of a busy hospital, with nurses and doctors bustling in and out. Yellowfang tumbles out, looking below her before she jumps.

Yellowfang: Thank goodness, we're on the ground and not above water this time!

Wikipedia: Heh. You can't fly. Hehehehehehe.

Yellowfang: *grumbles* Whatever. Where are we?

Wikipedia: At a hospital in Queens, New York. *squints to read the sign on the side of the hospital* Marshall Branch Hospital, to be exact. The date is June 14, 1946....I actually know of no historical events on this day. Why are we here, time machine?

Time Machine: *beeeeep beep beep*

Yellowfang: *drily* Very helpful.

Wikipedia: The time machine says--what? This isn't a historical event! It's a black day in the nation's history!

Yellowfang: Aren't most historical events black days in national history?

Wikipedia: Touché.

Yellowfang: SO WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Wikipedia: Today is the date of Donald Trump's birth.

Yellowfang: *hastily tries to climb back into the time machine* Get us away from here, stupid machine!

Time Machine: *BEEP*

Wikipedia: He says--

Yellowfang: ARE WE ASSUMING THE TIME MACHINE'S GENDER, WIKIPEDIA? ARE WE?

Wikipedia: ...

Yellowfang: ...

Wikipedia: The time machine—is that better, Miss Persnickety?—says we have to go into the hospital.

Yellowfang: Ugh. Fine. But I will jump into a river to get the smell of the Trump off of my fur.

The two cats carefully pad into the hospital, unnoticed by the doctors.

Wikipedia: *whispering* The time machine says that Donald was born in Room 7A. We've gotta take the elevator.

They slide into the elevator with several other Twolegs, and Wikipedia sneakily presses 7. The elevator dings, Yellowfang turns green, and they step out on the fabled—LOL I MEAN THE PURE EVIL—floor where the man who will one day ruin America was born.

Wikipedia: *spots the sign for rooms 7A-7T* This way.

Dramatic music starts playing as they slowly walk down the hallway and stop at a...perfectly ordinary door. They hesitantly open the door and....

CONTINUED IN PART II

Brought to you by leopard who is actually leaving CS but wanted to finish her assigned chapters first
sorry if this or the next one are offending to anyone >.<