I hope you like Pokémon parodies because this is a Pokémon parody with Warriors!

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A wild kittypet appeared!
"Mew! Meowmeow!" a Twoleg shouted.
*moss ball gets tossed out into forest*
*moss ball shines a light*
*a ginger tom appears*
Firepelt: Uh, what am I doing here?
Twoleg: Meow! Meowmeow meow!
Firepelt: I don't speak Twoleg, but whatever. *scratches kittypet*
Firepelt used Scratch!
Kittypet: Ow! Hey, you! What are you even doing?! I didn't do anything! *hisses*
Kittypet used Growl!
Kittypet: I'm pretty sure I hissed...
Kittypet is confused!
Kittypet: What?! I'm not confused! Look I'll show you!
Firepelt: Oh really? *stares at kittypet*
Firepelt used Mean Look!
Kittypet: Yeah that's not gonna do anything.
Kittypet is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion!
Kittypet: OW WHAT?!
Kittypet fainted!
Twoleg defeated Kittypet!