Prettypaw was just waking up in the leader's den of GlamerousClan, even though she wasn't the leader. Her leader was at the Moon, getting their nine lives. The Moon was far away, so her leader had to get to the Clan Space Station to go there.

And Prettypaw was a she-cat, like most main characters in Warriors fanfictions. And Prettypaw was a white she-cat, with ice blue eyes and pretty claws.

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StarStar was the leader of starclan, which was not capitalized because: reasons. And StarStar's name was also capitalized with both prefix and suffix being Star.

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leafleaf barked she was mad her clan was not amused at her lack of punctuation capitalization and correct grammar

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Wut hapened! asked a random and unnamed cat who had a lack of punctuation and spelling

Idk? said another cat who was also not using correct punctuation and grammar

XD what is dis? asked the leader who used text spelling and also had a lack of grammar and punctuation

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"I give you your warrior name: BestCatEver, because I don't know the words to the ceremony, so just take your name and go to your mentor person cat." said a leader who didn't know the ceremony words for warriors and was too lazy to look them up.

"But I wanted to be BestDogEver!" complained BestCatEver, who had a Latin root in their name, making them also have a prefix and a suffix.

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A white she-cat from StarClan came to give the prophecy.

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A white she-cat with blue eyes came to give the main character the prophecy.

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A WHITE SHE-CAT with stars in her fur came to give the main character the prophecy.

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"He's mine!" yowled a she-cat.

"No! He's MINE!" yowled another she-cat.

"She-cats, she-cats, you're both pretty!" yowled the tom, who was sick of hearing this.

"Really?" the she-cats both said together.

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"She's mine!" yowled a tom.

"No she's mine! Back off!" yowled another tom.

"I don't like either of you anyway!" yowled the she-cat who was being fought over. She left them in the dirtplace.

The toms looked at each other and it was awkward. Then they danced away from each other because apparently they can dance now.

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"Omsc lik wow!" a she-cat texted on her brand new iClan 100S.

"Rly? Omsc! Idk Wut u r talking about!" another she-cat texted on her new iClan 200S With Bluestar voice assistant, the best camera for selfies, and claw resistant screen.

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"Can I be a leader? Can I be a star? Can I be anything? Anything at all?" sang a cat because cats can sing now.

Another cat cried because it was so beautiful and then waved her paws on her eyes because her mascara was melting.

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There was a muscular tom in the Clan and all the she-cats fainted because of it. But in reality, he was a tiny cat with black fur and a dog col-oh wait that's the wrong cat.

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There was once a famous cat with two littermates and was a medicine cat. This cat was rude to everyone who tried to help them, but was loved by many fangirls. And the cat is blind.

"I LOVE YOU, JAYFEATHER!" someone in the comments typed in caps lock.

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