(Idea suggested by WarriorCat87)

"Stahp. You're blowing me away." One fan said to another. "Dude, stop with the bad puns." The other fan said. "But I can't! It's hard to breeze!" The first fan said.

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A floor fan was just minding his business, when Ryan Higa appeared. "Oh my goodness! It's a fan!" Ryan exclaimed, pointing at the fan. The fan just stood there, silent as ever. "Fan, speak to me!" Ryan said. The fan did not speak, because it was a fan. Then Ryan just looked like a weirdo speaking to a fan.