"Oh my God you're the Doctor!" exclaimed a fangirl of Doctor Who. The doctor at the hospital just stared at her in confusion. "Well, yes I'm the doctor." he replied, giving her an odd look.

"Let's go to the Tardis and beat up space monsters!" the fangirl shouted. The doctor scratched his head and wrote down on the clipboard he was holding: "Thinks space monsters are real."

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"I'm Doctor Who." said Doctor Who.
"Who?" asked a non-Whovian. "Doctor Who!" the Doctor answered. "Who what?" asked the person again. "Doctor Who! That's my name!" the Doctor shouted, getting irritated. "You don't know your name?" the person asked.

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This one was short.