Jeremy glanced at the clock. It was ten in the morning. He sighed. This day was going to take forever at the office.

But suddenly, a plane flew into the window! Jeremy couldn't have possibly survived this, but he did! Then Jeremy looked at where his coworkers were, but the only person left standing was the cutest coworker, Dana.

Suddenly, this became a romance novel.

Oh wait, hang on, I messed up. I accidentally made a non-fanfiction story. Oops.