I am so sorry for any offensive things in this chapter

*If Alfred was Jamaican*
Alfred: Mastah Broose! How's it going mon? I got your weed ready mon.
Bruce: I'm moving out.

*If Bruce didn't have children*
Bruce: Which one of you nasty- oh wait, I don't have children. I don't have anybody to insult for no reason when I'm on my man period which last 24/7 for 12 months each year. Welp, better get to it!

*Dick in his teenage years*
Dick: *attempting to have his hair cover his left eye, which is covered eyeliner and black eyeshadow* Ugh, shut up dad! It's not a phase!
Bruce:  All I ask for is a normal child, or at least one that puts makeup on both eyes!