This will be a mix of different musicals so bear with me pls.

Jake: I have to look absolutely pristine for my date with Rich tonight!
Christine: Don't you mean you have to look absolutely...CHRISTINE ??? 😉😏👌
Jake: I will stab you in the neck Christine--

Aaron: QUICK CALL 911!!!
Alexander: WHAT'S THE NUMBER?!?!
Aaron: -_-

Evan, staring at Jared and Connor be weird: What are you psychos doing?
Jared, holding a crate: It's time, Connor.
Jared and Connor: RELEASE THE FUCKIN' BEES
Evan: OH SHIT--

Michael: *choking*
Jenna: OH MY GOD, MICHEAL, WHAT ARE YOU CHOKING ON?!?!
Michael, still choking: Jeremy's little fuckin' dick--

Christine, imitating Rich: Hey, girls call me Subway because I'm fake and lie about being six inches 😉😉😉😉😏😏😏😏

Martha, watching TV w/ George: I can't believe you.
George W.: What?
Martha: You've got to be shitting me if you think I'm going to watch this horseshit!
George W.: Oh come on, it isn't that bad
Martha: Yeah, because Dora the Explorer is totally the main source of entertainment worldwide...

Michael, high as fuck: Can you say 'nice to meat you' to someone if their vegan?
Jeremy: Are you high?
Michael: Stoned

A little kid, examining Michael's Patches: I like your patches, Sir!
Michael: Yeah, their pretty cool...
A little kid: I really like that one! *pointing to a monkey in a weed tree, smoking the leaves*
Michael, sweating: Uh, yeah... Nature is dope...

Connor, pointing at Alana and Zoey: TWO BROS CHILLIN' IN A HOTTUB! FIVE FFET APART CUZ THEIR NOT GAY!
Zoey: Bitch I'm gay as fuck, what you mean

Alexander: Aaron, is water wet or dry? I think it's dry.
Aaron, narrating: That's when I knew... I had to kill him.

Jeremy, after losing at a game: FUCK
Michael: *LE GASP* *Covers Christine's ears*
Micheal, still gasping: *Bitch slaps Jeremy all the way to Mars*
Christine: Fuck!
Micheal: JEREMY YOU FUCKING BITCH--

Thomas: Okay everybody, what are your greatest fears?
Peggy: Being forgotten
Alexander: Running out of time
George W.: Not being able to see my family
James: Getting kidnapped
Angelica: Being buried alive
Eliza: My family dying
Aaron: Not having an impact on the world
Hercules: Being sent into Space
Lafayette: Being in jail
John: Dying
Samuel S.: Psychopaths
KGIII: Catching a deadly disease
Thomas: Well I was going to say the Kool Aid Man, but I feel kind of stupid about it now...

And that's all for now! Hope you enjoyed it, and if you didn't know, I love you! 💛