It's (not) your favourite author here~ how are you my cutiessss?? (Ew)

I honestly don't have any clue what to write. My biodata I guess?

A few people know my name here (kisine poocha hi nai/no one asked me), it's Bhoomika or Bhoomi you can say. I'm not a celebrity tho- still I act like one cuz why not? *Flips hair* everyone should be a celebrity of their own life {quote of the day}

I'm an Indian, the official languages that I speak are Hindi, Bundeli plus Marathi too as I'm a fifty-fifty ☠️

My nature is usually calm but unexpected as well. You would never get to know what's my mood at times as I'm too a human ofcourse (maybe) and my mood does not remains sams

Not a rUdE and AnGeR iSsUeD ass, I'm really friendly and yes I don't like socializing in real life. I do have some serious problem with people, not only irl but here also.

(Wait did I just really forget what I was going to write- I'll come in a few seconds when I'll remember)

I stan a k-pop group BTS from year 2018 and now can't live for a single day without them. Right now they're in military so... Ehm I get a little lonely without their presence, but we finally have our Moon Jinie here! Plus our Sun is also coming back soon in October, still I would be missing ot7 moments. But 2025 isn't so far guys! Congrats loyal armys we'll reach our destination in a few months! Also I'm an ot7.

So I'm definitely a normal person as I stan 7 normal boys from South Korea ✊

I'm known as a nerd 🤓
But I have my different corners for different people

What else? Wait, my ideal type yeah!

About my love partner (if I'll be getting into a relationship in future), he should NOT be a red flag. I prefer a kind, caring, mature and an understanding partner (in short Namjoon) who'll listen to my craziest shits calmly and carefully. I don't want him to revolve around me- but still he should spend at least 5 minutes with me so that we could spend our mutual time together.

I don't think so that I'll get into a relationship that easily because I'm not VERY beautiful, my skin is full of pimples scars and all, body isn't so perfectó and ofcourse there are very few people who fells in love with a person's soul (or probably they exists only in books 🙃) that's why I've lost hopes in relationships. Thus, don't want to get into one. I do have ton of insecurities but still have gotten 5% of confidence from wwh, in which I'm happy enough 🤝🏽

I'm not a romantic type of person at all but still tries to act lovely around y'all 🤡 #truelove #ayobesties

I've built pretty good relations between me and my readers.

I love them.
They love me. Bas baat khatam.

Sometimes I suddenly get HIGH confidence and then a few seconds later I feel embarassed- for example, read this book again and you'll notice 🙂

My interests are in pencil shadings and sketchings, when I'm bored I always draw doodles somewhere and it makes me feel happy.

I always want to be different and unique, like sabse hatke. If you would have read 'So-called Mafia' (no one is reading it though- so I stopped updating it, hoping someone to look at it) it's really different than any mafia AU. That book contains some Indian serial typa sheet (not smth like people choking themselves with curtains tho) but DRAMAS are there. Religious problems, family problems anyone would relate with. It's basically about a boy who grew up in a mafia family and his family forces him to become a mafia too, everyone just gives him advices but they never asked him what he wants to do. Rest you'll get to know in that story, it's still on going though but I'll update it soon I guess.

I talk too much- another reason why I would never be able to get in a relationship 💀

That was actually my first book about a serious topic, otherwise I always make books with contains humor so that it would spread positivity here as y'all know that here are many people who stays depressed. Now it's not my fault that they are still depressed- jk, but bro atleast look that I'm trying to make you laugh, can't even appreciate my efforts a little 😐

That's why I stopped posting jokes too. I made a whole book about humorous  stuffs but they are just- anygays leave it

I try to act cool and funny so that some people would laugh and feel good. Even when I'm not in the mood, infact I also feel good by making funky sentences to make the convo smooth (like BoTtAh~) and spicy

Currently my hands are aching due to writing this much. Plus I need rest, tbh I'm really exhausted today. I'll be also leaving for Meerut after some days. Don't worry I'll be updating 'Hum Nahi Sudharenge' in a few days. My mind was blank so I decided to write it.

I will write further things about me in the next chapter but no, not today. I'm tired 😓

See y'all soooooooon~
Meethe dilon (sweet hearts) 🥺🎀💕

Good night, sleep tight!
Khud preshaan mat hona aur doosron ko bhi pareshaan mat karna <3

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