#40 Dirty Pick-Up Lines
Ashton:
You and Ashton decided to watch the TV when the two of you can't sleep, the two of you found a channel that plays reruns of old cartoons.
The Flintstones are currently playing and its one of your fave, thats why you ignore the attempts of your horny boyfriend.
"Babe" he whined "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I make your bed rock"
"Ashton Irwin!" you gasped "Now I can't watch The Flintstones the same way again"
Calum:
You're currently on a bar in some club downtown, you were getting a drink when a tanned black haired guy, sat on the stool beside you, paying for your drink.
"Thanks" you told him
"Do you mix concrete for a living?" he randomly asked
"What?" you asked completely confuse
"Because you're making me hard" he shrugged
You laughed at him "Oh do I?" you said your eyes trailing down his crotch, indeed you are.
Luke:
You were celebrating your birthday in a club, the boys are currently sitting with you, with drinks on their hands. When your drunk boyfriend sat beside you.
"Hey, Y/N" he slurred
"Hey, Luke" you said back at him as you try to keep him from falling
"Would you like to try an Australian kiss?" he asked
You looked at him, dumbfounded.
"Its just like a French kiss, but down under" he said making you and the boys laugh
"Lucas Hemmings, that is not allowed, you cheek guy" Calum laughed
"You're really pissed" you told Luke
Michael:
"Babe can you teach me how to play a guitar?" you asked your boyfriend as it was his day off
"Sure, come here" he said so you sat in between his legs and he guided your fingers on the neck of his guitar.
You were getting a hang of it and actually enjoy playing it, but on the other hand Michael is getting turned on.
"Y/N" he said
"Yes, Mikey?" you looked at him
"Y'know my guitar teacher says my fingering is good" he whispered lowly "Especially on the G-string"
You realize where he's coming when something poke your back "Oh really" you played along "I beg to differ"
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