Luke:

Message from Luke Hemmings:

Baaaaaaaabeeee where are yoiuu?? I missss yeouu :( I thifnk im drnku but maybee nott

You:

Yes, Luke. You are drunk, I'm right here beside you. Don't worry, I got your car keys and I'll drive you home safely. P.S. Please don't throw up on me, love you!

Ashton:

Incoming call from Ashton:

Hello? Is this McDonald's? I ordered a Big Mac with large fries and... Wait, where's my hat? I was wearing my hat 5 seconds ago. Calum have you seen my hat? Can you check in your pocket? Hello? McDonald's? Have you seen my hat?

You:

Ashton baby, you are drunk. Get off the phone and let Calum drop you off here at my place. I'll call him in a bit. See you later!

Calum:

Text message from Calum Hood:

Helleoow cuutiee I saidfd I wasnt guna drink but michhkael made me chugggggggg the last 3 botrrless of beer :-(((

You:

Hahaha it's okay baby, just make sure you don't throw up on Ashton's lap again. I'll pick you up tomorrow morning when you wake up with a hang over and start regretting your life choices HA.

Michael:

Incoming call from Michael:

*sings* A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOORLD A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW!!! SING WITH ME WOMAN!!! [you hear Michael trip over and drops the phone] DAMN IT LUKE! STOP BEING SO LANKY! YOU HONESTLY HAD ONE JOB!!!