I'm going to give you a list of things that are in supposedly in your bag. I want you to explain why you have these items in your bag.

"Why do you have a random dead dog in your bag?" Underlined asked me.

"Oh that's where he went." I laughed. "He's been missing awhile." My laughing dies down.

"Um. A pair of Pants" italics laughs.

"He He friends with benefits..." I mumbled.

"Moldy bread?"Underline questions. She is slowly giving up on on the chance of anything normal to be in my bag.

"Ummm.... it was a science experiment? Yup. Go with that."

"Piece of a traffic cone." Italics says unsatisfied.

"You should see the other guy."

"Victor's pop-socket?" Italics questioned

"It was a dare."

"A fandom picture from italics?" Underline asked.

"Of course I have a reference sheet. They me wifey and... oh crackers- there's a ton of characters in TAZ."

"Blue boxers?" They asked in union.

"You'll never know when you wake up cross gender."

"KitKat bar? With- wait what is that? M&M's?"

"My life in a nutshell." I sighed.

"Nick M.'s spare glasses" One of them said.

"I'm borrowing them. Forever."

"A midget?" Underline asked.

"Gag gift from the d&d group." I just blurted out. "True that."

"You stole it didn't you." Italics laugh.

"Who told you!!!"

"Victor's zipper jean's. Why is there so much stuff of victors in here?"

"Ha. Long story. And I'm not getting paid enough for it."

"Water color pen... Wait is this Ashly's?" Someone said.

"Isn't it obvious? I have a death wish."

"A key to a house" Italics asked.

"I forget who's house that was... opps?"

"Isn't this Alexa's favorite lipstick? Why is it in your bag?" Underline questioned.

"She got mad at me and threw it. I have had it ever since 2014."

"Body glitter. Haft of its gone." Italics went.

"Does Junin Han is Gay?"

"Spoon" Underline simply said.

"Spoon. Spoon. Spoon... I think it's from my house?"

"Honey?"

"Yes, deer?" I giggled placing the dvd of Bambi on the table.

"No why do you have honey in your bag? And do you seriously keep Bambi on you?" CAPTAIN CAPS asked barging through the door 

"It's for pun-ishment." I laughed. "Come on that was a knee slapper." *slaps knee*

"Tissues."

"It's flu season."

"Black wallet? This isn't yours." Italics stated confused.

"Ummmmmm... I mean- free money, am I right?"

"Michael Jackson's CD." Underline giggles.

"It makes me happy. He's from a time I wasn't a live."

"You just made this so depressing." She sighed.

"A box of safety pins?" Italics asked.

"Costume Crew #1 rule- ALWAYS have safety pins on you." I stated like the text was visible.

"Is this a hit list?" Underline laughs.

"Nope it says klance and creek this is a Ship List." Italics replied.

"Ha. Four of them are right." I added.

"Pocket knife." CAPS added.

"Protection and useful." I informed.

"Milk pills tape to a chocolate valentine?" CAPS laughed. " I got you this?"

"It's my favorite valentines I have ever gotten."

AND THATS IT. My head hurts. Later guys!!!