The fact that I find Micky still attractive at 71 pisses me off

IT'S NOT NORMAL MICKY, YOU NEED TO STOP

I should not want to call a man in his 70s cute, but hE IS

I guess it's good that I turn 18 three weeks from tomorrow 

It's a little less weird than if I were 15 or some shit 😅😂

Also, his fedoras are life

...

I have a problem

I'm probably going to hell lmao