Jayfeather: *is guarding camp*

Brambleclaw: *tries to sneak out*

Jayfeather: IF YOU WANT TO GET OUT, ULL HAFTA GET BY ME!!!!  *apparently, he is facing the opposite side of Brambleclaw. Sigh*

Brambleclaw: -_- Pht, hahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂

Jayfeather: *pokes him with Stickfeather* Huh? Stickfeather, are you all right?

Brambleclaw: I'm going to join CookieClan! No, we are!

Jayfeather: We? But- *is being dragged by Brambleclaw*

THE NEXT MORNING . . ,

Firestar: Where's Jayfeather?

Cloudtail: COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!!!!!!!

Firestar: *facepaw*

IN "COOKIECLAN" CAMP . . .

Cookiestar (Blackstar): LET ALL COOKIES OLD ENOUGH TO CATCH A... LINE? Oh yeah. TO CATCH A COOKIE, COME BELOW THE COOKIE!

"Cookies": *gather around*

Cookiestar: We have two new apprentices! ChocolateCookiepaw (Brambleclaw) and CrumpledCookiepaw (Jayfeather)!

Brambleclaw: YAY!

Jayfeather: Meh, I can't wait until I got to StarClan...

Cookiestar: Actually, it's Cookie Forest!

Jayfeather: *sarcastically* Gee, I wonder what is made up of?

Cookiestar: Cookies!

Jayfeather: -_- *drags Brambleclaw to ThunderClan*

Brambleclaw: Hey! All I wanted to do was eat cookies!

Cloudtail: *singing* I'm off to see the Clan, the wonderful CookieClan! COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES!!!

Jayfeather: *kicks Brambleclaw to somewhere*

Brambleclaw: *lands in CupcakeClan* *looks around* YAY!