Brambleclaw: Hi! :D

Jayfeather: Hi, can you please fetch me a cup of lava coffee?

Brambleclaw: Sure! :) *runs off*

Jayfeather: *mutters* That should kill him

A WHILE LAYER . . .

Brambleclaw: *comes rushing back* Here! *hands out 'lava' cup of coffee*

Jayfeather: *sputters* Wha- wha- what?

Brambleclaw: :) Just what you wanted right?

Jayfeather: ...

Brambleclaw: BTW, it's only orange and yellow food coloring with sulfuric sulfide

Jayfeather: ??? If you want me to understand, you'll have to kill me-

Brambleclaw: *magically pulls out chainsaw and presses a button because cats so have thumbs*

Jayfeather: I take it back? *kicks Brambleclaw out of den*