Brambleclaw: *has a prank in mind* *walks into Jayfeather's den* Hey Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: Thank goodness I'm not Jay-Jay

Brambleclaw: When did I ever call you that?

Jayfeather: Like, a million times...

Brambleclaw: This is only the 26th spoof

Jayfeather: EXactly!

Brambleclaw: O.o

Jayfeather: Whatdoyouwant?

Brambleclaw: Here, I'm giving you a present! *holds out box*

Jayfeather: *suspicious* *opens box* *inside is an iPhone 7s* OMG!!!! IT'S THE NEW IPHONE 7S THAT NEVER EVEN CAME OUT!!!!! SQUEEEEE!!!!!!!

Brambleclaw: Yeah... *mutters* about that... *leaves den*

Jayfeather: Thank You! *opens iPhone 7s case* *finds more wrapping paper* Okay... *unwraps wrapping paper* *sees an old 1994 flip phone with a beeper* BRAMBLECLAW!!!!!!

*birds fly out of trees*

Brambleclaw: You like it? :D

Jayfeather: No. I am Justin Bieber. I am stupid?

Brambleclaw: *sings* What do you mean? 🎶

Jayfeather: *facepaw* *kicks Brambleclaw out of den*