Jayfeather: Guess what? Me and Stickfeather are having kits!

Brambleclaw: Yay?

Jayfeather: Oh think of how beautiful they would look, half stick, half cat!

AWKWARD SILENCE

Brambleclaw: *mumbles* Mwa ha ha >:3 *goes to steal Stick* *I mean Stickfeather*

Jayfeather: Passcode please.

Brambleclaw: Uhhh...

Jayfeather: How do you know? Let's him come into den

Brambleclaw: *steals Stickfeather and runs off*

Jayfeather: Who am I kidding, getting married to a stick? Having kits? Who am I kidding?

Brambleclaw: *walks back into den* Uhh...

Jayfeather: Yes?

Brambleclaw: Stickfeather?

Jayfeather: Hm. Who's that?

Brambleclaw: Uhh... Your mate?

Jayfeather: What mate, my mate is Half Moon

Brambleclaw: *confused* Who's that?

Jayfeather: Exactly. *kicks Brambleclaw out*