Brambleclaw: Hey Jay-Jay!

Jay-Jay: Go away. And Night?

Night: Wut?

Jay-Jay: I'm Jayfeather

Night: Who's that?

Jay-Jay: *kicks Night out*

Night: Ouchie.

Brambleclaw: Ooookkkkiiiieeeee..... Anyways, do you play basketball, wait, can u hold a ball?

Jayfeather: N-

Brambleclaw: THINK FAST *chucks ball at Jayfeather's face*

IN SLOWMO . . .

Jayfeather: Sugar honey ice tea! (Idea came from Madagascar. If you notice what it means PM me and you'll get to make the next spoof!)

Brambleclaw: *stops time* Wut the mouse-dung is that? *moves ball right in front of Jayfeather* *thinks, moves Firestar behind him* *continues time*

BALL SPACKS INTO JAYFEATHER AND KNOCKS FIRESTAR TO THE GROUND

Firestar: What in the world did you do that for, I am your leader and I will punish you because it is my job even though I will also punis Brambly but he did not spack me to the ground of your dirty herb scented den and mouse-bile which is stuck al, over my muzzle which smells and if I put it somewhere else it will still smell, I am disgusted!

Jayfeather: *calmly* If you are then leave

Firestar: I will first pun-

Jayfeather: *kicks Firestar out* Now, who's next? *evil laugh*

Brambleclaw: *shoves Ashfur in front of him*

Jayfeather: GGGRRRRR.....

Bramblestar: What?

Jayfeather: *kicks everyone out*