Part 2 of CatChat!!! This spoof is a way to get Brambleclaw back.
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Jayfeather: Oh Brambleclaw, you have no idea!

Brambleclaw: What?

Jayfeather: *stuffs like 20 poppy seeds into his mouth*

Brambleclaw: *falls down*

Jayfeather: *drags him to back of den* *runs up to highrock* *yells* We hate Brambleclaw's pranks, right?

Clan: Yes sir! *salutes*

Firestar: Get back to him!

Sandstorm: What leader says, goes!

Graystripe: *sleeping*

Jayfeather: *tells Clan plan*

THE NEXT MORNING . . .

Brambleclaw: wha?

Jayfeather: I saved you from stuffing yourself with poppy seeds, actually I stuffed them but, I'd rather you die, anyway you seem to be alive, you're trending on Instacat, Catbook, Meowitter, CatChat, and many more.

Brambleclaw: *sits up* *scrambles away to see phone*

Cat Chat
Recent Messages

Trending: Bramblecat2693

Fire4ever: Did you hear what happened to Bramble?

FeatheroftheJay: No, what?

FatCat: Umm... He stuffed himself with poppy seeds and almost died, but since thanks to Jay, he's alive.

Fire4ever: Bramble always pranks Jay, but Jay saved him, Jay should be leader! After I die...

Brambleclaw: *exits app* *switches to Instacat*

Instacat
Recent Messages

Trending: Bramblestar'sMyLord

Yellowfangisbae: Anyone know what happened to Bramble?

BlueandOak4ever: Yeah

Tigerwillruledaworld3629: He almost died, but thanks to a pathetic Jayfeather, he's alive

Brambleclaw: Argh! *fumbles with phone to get to Meowitter* *thinks about it* *hurries over to Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: I already saved your life once, what do you want?

Brambleclaw: I'm sorry for pranking you

Jayfeather: According to Night, you still prank me 36 times

Brambleclaw: I do!!!??? Yay!

Jayfeather: And you will always feel the pain *kicks Brambleclaw out*