8. Sharpies

Brambleclaw: *randomly finds a sharpie laying on the ground* Ohhh what do we have here?

Ashfur: Umm, Brambleclaw I don't think you are supposed to touch those... *starts backing away very very slowly* *sprints away*

Brambleclaw: pshhh whatever it's not like I'm going to do anything crazy. *gets an idea* MWAHAHAHA

THAT NIGHT...

Brambleclaw: *puts paw behind back with sharpie* *pretends to be hurt* JAYFEATHER. I HAVE A TORN EAR. *pads over to his den*

Jayfeather: Omg will you stop coming here.

Brambleclaw: Ugh whateverrr. So do you have any poppy seeds? *looks around totally not suspicious*

Jayfeather: yea they are over there *flicks his tail over there*

Brambleclaw: *rushes over to poppy seeds and shoves a pawful of them in Jayfeather's mouth*

Jayfeather: WAIT NO- *drops to the ground snoring*

Brambleclaw: I have you now! *draws a mustache and a top hat on him* hmmm... *thinks about it then writes 'FIRESTAR WUZ HERE'

Jayfeather: *wakes up early* GET. OUT. NOW.

Jayfeather: *kicks Brambelclaw out of his den*