28. Battles

Brambleclaw: *tells everycat but Jayfeather in camp that he is pretending that there is a battle*

LATER

Ashfur: *runs into camp* OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Firestar: WHAT

Ashfur: A BATTLE IS COMING IN LIKEEEEEE 5 MINUTES

Brambleclaw: Jayfeather, you collect ALLLLLLLLLLLLL the herbs you can find until I yowl at you to come back

Jayfeather: *speeds out of camp* *is gone from sunrise to sunset*

A LONG TIME LATER

Jayfeather: *speeds back into camp* *panting sweating and exhausted* OKAY IS ANYONE HURT

Brambleclaw: *chillin' out in Jayfeather's den drinking coconuts* nah, the 'battle' never came

Jayfeather: *kicks Brambleclaw out of his den*