9. Happiness

Brambleclaw: JAYFEATHER have you ever smiled?

Jayfeather: No

Brambleclaw: Have you ever had fun?

Jayfeather: No

Brambleclaw: Can I make you smile?

Jayfeather: No

Brambleclaw: OMG JAYFEATHER HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING?

Jayfeather: Have you ever not been annoying?!

Brambleclaw: One sec *speeds away*

ONE SECOND LATER

Brambleclaw: okay I am GOING to make you happy *places Briarlight in front of Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: Get out.

Brambleclaw: *gasps dramatically* OMG HE DIDNT GROWL, BITE, OR SPIT

Jayfeather: o-o

Brambleclaw: here *places a jay feather in front of Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: *rips it to pieces*

Brambleclaw: OMG HOW DARE YOU KILL YOUR NAME

Jayfeather: *kicks Brambleclaw out of his den*