Ashfur: Hey, everyone! *yawns* It is 12am in the midnight and right now, everyone is sleeping. You may know what I am gonna do at this time. IT IS TIME TO PARTY! *plays a background applause* Just kidding! IT IS TIME TO ANNOY YELLOWFANG! With her phone alarm. She would normally wake up at 3am so that she can do a ritual with the spirits so, I am going to set the alarm every minute :D

Ashfur went to Yellowfang's den secretly and quietly and he took her phone set the time from 12.01am to 3am.

Ashfur: You see what I did there? *winks and smirks* I am eviler than Brambleclaw, Legit!

Legit: Looks like someone woke me up and says that they want to go to the Dark Forest. Am I right, Ashfur?

Ashfur: Huh, uh, no! I just said that I am eviler than Brambleclaw!

Legit: Mhmm... I'll go back to sleep. *disappears to the stars*

Ashfur: That was weird... Anyways  — *gets interrupted by an alarm and hears Yellowfang waking up*

Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.

Yellowfang: Eh? Huh? *looks at the time* Oh, it is just 12.0  —

Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.

Yellowfang: Uh, what?

Ashfur: *giggles*

Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.

Yellowfang: Uh...

Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.

Yellowfang: *checks her phone alarm and the alarm rung once again*

Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.

Yellowfang: WHO SET MY ALARM EVERY —

Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.  

Yellowfang: MINUTE?

Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.  

Ashfur: Me! :D

Yellowfang: YOU'LL —

Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.    

Yellowfang: PAY FOR THIS! D:(

Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.    

Meep! Meow. Mreow! ~Legit