49. Musical Chairs

Brambleclaw: *bored to death* *no literally he is dead*

Kits: *walk up to Brambleclaw* BRAMBLEPOOP IM BORED!!! GIVE US SOMETHING TO DO!!!

Brambleclaw: *snorts awake* huh

Kits: let's play musical chairs!!

Brambleclaw: oh yeah! *has no idea what they are talking about*

Kit: Bramblepoop don't you know how to play?

Brambleclaw: uh-yeah-mm--

Kit: watch us play and learn!

Brown kit: *sets up a circle of 5 chairs* okay so there are six of us and somebody sings some music *looks at Brambleclaw evilly*

Brambleclaw: what..? Music?

Brown kit: yes!!

Brambleclaw: uhhhhh *starts whistling to the tune of nyan cat*

-The kits begin to circle around the chairs-

Brown kit: you can stop singing whenever you feel like it

Brambleclaw: *stops whistling*

Kits *they all try and sit down in a chair as fast as possible* *they scream and scratch*

Blue kit: aww I didn't get a seat! ;(

Brown kit: and then we take a chair away from the circle each round *takes a chair away*

Brambleclaw: and then it goes like that until there is one cat left?

Kits: duh

Firestar: *walks up* WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING YOU NASTY RODENTs??

Kits: *scatter*

Brambleclaw: do you want to play a game fire?

Firestar: no

Brambleclaw: play the game or I'll tell Sandstorm you're cheating on her -.-

Firestar: uhh- yeah I'd love to play!

Brambleclaw: kits come back!

Kits: *come running back to play*

Brown kit: *puts seven chairs in a circle* *starts singing to the tune of nyan cat*

-the cats circle the chair in an evil ritual-

Brown kit: *stops whistling*

*all the cats run to sit in a seat*

Brambleclaw: *slices Firestar's ear open*

Firestar: hey!!

Blue kit: aww I didn't get a seat! ;(

-THREE HOURS LATER-

*Firestar and Brambleclaw are the last ones*

Kit: *sings nyan cat music*

Brambleclaw: imma get that chair!!

Firestar: Hahhaha yeah and kits fly

Kit: *flies away*

Firestar: O-O

Kit: *stops singing*

Brambleclaw: *spits in Firestar's eye*

Firestar: EEEEEWWWWW WTF BRO

Brambleclaw: *sits in the seat*

Firestar: no fair!!

Brambleclaw: *shrugs* what can I say? I won fair and circle

Firestar . . . . you know what I'm done *heads over to StarClan to grab a pizza*