A/N idea from @SunnySara10

45. Games

Brambleclaw: *starts coughing like crazy randomly*

Firestar: woah woah woah bud you need to go to Jayfeather's den... *starts backing away*

Brambleclaw: *pads into Jayfeather's den* *turns on Jayfeather's Xbox*

Jayfeather: HEY-

Brambleclaw: shhhhh... *stuffs 102 poppy seeds into Jayfeather's mouth*

Jayfeather: *passes out*

Brambleclaw: *puts Call of Duty in Jayfeather's Xbox*

THREE DAYS LATER

Firestar: BRAMBLECLAW GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE I NEED YOU SHADOWCLAN IS ATTACKING THUNDERCLAN

Brambleclaw: hold on let me finish this level

Firestar: kits are dying!!

Brambleclaw: ok

Firestar: *is meanwhile fighting off Blackstar, Tigerstar, and a herd of warriors*

Brambleclaw: *finishes level* alright *dusts off hands* *walks out of Jayfeather's den*

Firestar: DUDE! You just left me by MYSELF to defend the whole of StarClan and the cats and residents of our protected and sacred clan of the forest called ThunderClan??

Brambleclaw: chill, dude

Firestar: I CANT CHILL IF YOU SJDOFLQNBEJFFUSOD DOLAKDVUSLQNFNKFKALENTBBYKSHCGALQMVTKDOCLA JUST SIT THERE AND JUST *static beep*