37. Hair Cuts

Brambleclaw: *walks over to Firestar* hey Stupid Cat!

Firestar: O.M.S.C. Brambleclaw do you ever tire of annoying other cats?

Brambleclaw: *opens mouth*

Firestar: *puts a paw in Brambleclaw's face* wait. nevermind. don't answer that.

Brambleclaw: well, I was just thinking about how looonnnggg your fur was. And-

Firestar: WHAT?! My fur has been pampered to the fullest extent and treated for many many hours.

Brambleclaw: *pretends that Firestar never talked* and you need to CUT that hair of yours. Shorter. Better. More stylish. Just ask Fop.

Squirrelflight: *from across the camp* my name is not fop!!!

Brambleclaw: so what do you say? Cut it? Or leave it for Spottedleaf to glower at?

Firestar: -.- no

THAT NIGHT

Firestar: *falls asleep*

Brambleclaw: *"happened" to run upon some twoleg scissors* *sneaks into Firestar's den*

Firestar: *sleeptalks* where....is my.....spottedleaf doll....

Brambleclaw: *cuts fur all over Firestar's body leaving his head and tail furry* *thinks about it then puts the scissors down next to Squirrelflight*

THE NEXT MORNING

Firestar: *stretches and pads out of his den* *leaps into Highrock* CATS OF THUNDER-

Clan: HAHAHAHAHA FIRESTAR YOU LOOK LIKE A LION!!!

Firestar: *looks back at his fur* WHAT?!? WHO DID THIS?!

*crickets*

Firestar: *growls* Brambleclawww...

Spottedleaf: *in StarClan* LOL