36. Nick-names

Brambleclaw: *pads over near Firestar* hey Stupid Cat!

Firestar: *ignores Brambleclaw and thinks he is talking to Squirrelflight*

Brambleclaw: *taps Firestar on the shoulder* STUPID CAT! I was talking to you

Firestar: *raises his eyebrows questioningly* why do you even live. WHAT DO YOU WANT

Brambleclaw: *shrugs* just comin over.. to say.... hey......

Firestar: 😑 why did you call me stupid cat

Brambleclaw: we all came up with nicknames!! I call Squirrelflight fop

Firestar: um okay then what is your nick name?

Brambleclaw: Super Amazing Godly Awesomness Power Holding Really Best At Everything Favorite Leader Cat.

Firestar: *stares*

Brambleclaw: cats call me S.A.G.A.P.H.R.B.A.E.F.L.C. for short

Firestar: *twitches* why don't cats just call you by your real name?!

Brambleclaw: cause that's not as cool *winks at Firestar* catch you later, Stupid Cat

Firestar: *screeches*