32. Costumes

Brambleclaw: *watches Firestar bathing in the sun*

Firestar: *stretches* ahhhh a nice cool day out with nothing whatsoever to bother me *goes out hunting*

Brambleclaw: *gets an idea* *runs over to elder's den*

Mousefur: *casually sewing Longtail a scarf*

Brambleclaw: hey Mousefur! Could I borrow that fabric for a second?

Mousefur: NO YOU-

Brambleclaw: *grabs fabric* thanks *leaves*

A COUPLE HOURS LATER

Brambleclaw: ah! Finally after years of blood, sweat and tears, my masterpiece! *holds up Firestar costume*

Ashfur: *walks in* Hey Brambleclaw I- *sees Brambleclaw with Firestar pelt* *sprays BRMABLECLAW REPPELLENT™ all over him and scurries away*

Brambleclaw: *rubs hands together mischiviously* *puts Firestar costume on*

Brambleclaw: *pads out and leaps onto highrock* GET YOUR FAT AND LAZY BUTTS OUT HERE NOW CATS

Clan: *slowly wanders out into clearing*

Brambleclaw: Hello, cats of ThunderClan. i do not believe the name Firestar is right for me. So by the powers of StarClan and somethin' another my name is now Firekit

Clan: *bursts out cheering* FIREKIT FIREKIT FIREKIT!!

Brambleclaw: but, I also have another announcement. My one true deputy, Brambleclaw, will now be declared Bramblestar!

Clan: BRAMBLESTAR BRAMBLESTAR BRAMBLESTAR!! *cheers*

Firestar: *returns from hunting* WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

Clan: O.o *glances from Brambleclaw to Firestar*

Brambleclaw: want some waffles?

Firestar: *beep*