28. Brambleday

Brambleclaw: *pads into Firestar's den* GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!

Firestar: Brambleclaw, it's Sunday

Brambleclaw: nooooo its BRAMBLEDAY!!

Firestar: *confused* umm no it's Sunday

Brambleclaw: Firestar the days go liek Brambleday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday and Saturday.

Firestar: where is-

Brambleclaw: WORSHIP ME CHILD

Ashfur: *runs over and bows down nervously* what would you like me to fetch for you, my Great O' Lord Bramblestar?

Brambleclaw: please exterminate this creature right now *gives a disgusted look at Firestar*

Ashfur: yes, Master, I will be on it right now. *bows again*

Birchfall & Berrynose: *pad over to Firestar*

Ash, Birch, and Berry: *pick Firestar up*

Firestar: OMSC WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? I AM YOUR LEADER I COMMAND YOU TO PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT

Ash, Birch, and Berry: It's Brambleday and the Great O' Lord Bramblestar is our Master today.

Firestar: Stop calling him that!! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME??

Ash, Birch, and Berry: *say nothing and approach a giant pile of waffles*

Firestar: wait- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *gets hurled into the pile*

Brambleclaw: good job servants! *pats their heads*

Firestar: X0