*You're at home, crying to your self and watching t.v.*

You: WHY AM I SITLL SINGLE WAAAA!

*You cry harder, and eat your icecream.*

T.V: Are you a single person who wishes to win your crushes heart over?

You: I just said I am- wait, are you talking to ME?

T.v.: Yes, you, the greasy person crying on the couch.

You: \('-')/ HEY!

T.v.: Rent out Skyline Casun airlines! Our private jets travel over the magical Caribbean. Bring a love interest, and you're sure to win their heart! 100% success rate!

You: 100% success rate, huh? Let's do this!

T.v.: Great! One flight will be $13,000. All information is listed below.

You: $13,000? Uhh-- I can't afford that, but I have another plan ;)

*You and your class are at the jet plane strip.*

You: Okay Teacher, don't let anyone know, but I need you to distract the guards while we get on the jet.

Teacher: HEY! I thought you paid for the jet D:

You: No shhh I'm doing this to get Crush. Now go!

*Your Teacher runs up to the Guards in her string dress and starts dancing.*

Teacher: HEY Y'ALL, WHO WANTS TO DANCE ;)

Gaurds: AUGHHH MY EYES!

*The guards go momentarily blind and look away from the jets.*

You: It's go time! GO GO GO!

*You and your class run onto the Jet.*

Teacher: HEY, I thought I was coming on the jet! :(

You: SOMEONE LOCK THE DOOR!

Derek: On it!

*Derek locks the door and drives the Jet.*

Teacher: HEY! :(

You: Wow, you know how to drive a Jet?

Derek: Why of course, alongside my other talents, such as fencing, complex equations, marital math-

You: Yeah yeah shut it Derek. Just take us to somewhere romantic :)

Derek: Whatever you say :P

*You go search the jet for Crush.*

You: Ahem, Crush, would you look at this sunset? It's so pretty :o

Crush: Wow- I'm speechless.. 

*You and your Crush watch the sunset over the mountains.*

Crush: So beautiful... just like you...

*You and your Crush stare at each other, and get closer and closer then-*

Chalkboy: AHH WHAT IS THAT?

*Everyone looks outside the window and sees Teacher among the mountains.*

Chalkboy: SHE HAS A MISSILE IN HER HAND! RUN!

*Teacher flings rocks and misses at the jet.*

Teacher: YOU GUYS LEFT ME OFF THE JET, FEEL MY WRATH!

Derek: Jet down, jet down!

You: NOO MY ROMANTIC MOMENT :(

*The jet breaks in half and falls on the water.*

You: NOOOOO!

Security guards: Get her!

*The Security swims to you and pulls you away.*

Security: You are now getting arrested for stealing a jet! Let's go boys!

Crush: Uhh I thought you bought the jet-

You: WELL, you see, I kinda stole it... :(

Crush: WHAT? Take her away boys!

You: :(