
42: Don't Burn a Contract!
Hi guys! Sorry for not updating in a while-- guess who got sick over winter break?! ('-')/ ME!
Anyways happy New Years! I hope this new year brings happiness and success for all of you! I hope this a new year for hope :)). Anyways, enjoy!
(To understand this chapter, read the chapter before!)
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*You're sitting in class, waiting for your Teacher.*
Lucy: COME ON! Why is this woman always late? How does she even have a job?!
Chalkboy: Hey... how DOES she still have a job here? She's late every chapte- I mean late every day!
*Your Teacher stumbles into the classroom after the bell rings.*
Teacher: hEY class, sorry I'm late. I couldn't find a sitter so my daughter Lydia is here!
Lydia: Hello class (⊙‿⊙)
You: NOT LYDIA!
Teacher: ANYWAYS, everyone open up their text books to page four, and finish it! NEOW!
Chalkboy: Uh.. may I be excused for the remainder of class? I have a medical condition!
Teacher: No! No one leaves my class... remember, the contract (ಠ◡ಠ)/
*Your Teacher slowly raises the contract for the class to see.*
Crush: THERE'S NO WAY OUT D:
You: I got this..
*You slowly walk up to your Teacher.*
You: May I go to the bathroom, I-uh, have to write a love letter for Crush.
Teacher: GASP! Anything for love! Why don't you write a love letter on the back of this contract?
You: Perfect! Thank you, I will be right back :))
*You run to the bathroom, but feel Lydia's eyes on you.*
You: Hm.. all I need is a lighter to burn this out!
Lydia: I have one.
*Lydia is leaning against a bathroom stall.*
You: WHA- HOW-
*Lydia hands you a lighter with a gleam in her eye.*
You: Thank you! You're not that bad you know.
Lydia: You might wanna put it in the trash, before it burns you.
You: Oh, you're right! Stand back :D
*You put the contract in the trash and light it on fire.*
You: Hm, that was easy.... okay let's go to class :D
Lydia: Okay, gimme a hug first :)
You: Ok... '-'
*You give Lydia a hug and you two run back to Class.*
Teacher: ABOUT TIME! Okay, class, I know I'm hot but stop staring at me! ;)
Crush: I- uh... does anyone smell something smoky?
Derek: On that note, I'm seeing smoke underneath the door, with a strong odor of the chemical butane!
Lucy: SPEAK ENGLISH!
Derek: THE SCHOOL IS BURNING DOWN!
*You turn to Lydia.*
You: Lydia! I thought the fire would die down!
Lydia: Uh oh... I might of put lighter fluid in the trash. Oh, and spilled it over the school!
You: WHAT! WHY YOU LITTLE DEVIL?!
Lydia: So I can get my Crush ;). Now it's time for you to say bye bye!
You: nO!
Lydia: Everyone, it was You who did it! I saw You burned the contract!
Teacher: YOU WHAT? POLICE!
*Police officers appear out of nowhere and cuff you.*
Officer: Someone search You! Hey, how come there's a packet of cigarettes in your pocket!?
You: I- I don't know how that got in there?!
Officer: I'm guessing this delinquent was carefree with their cigarette and burned the school down! ARREST THEM!
*You see Lydia standing next to Crush giggling.*
You: I'm coming back for you, I sWeAR!
Lydia: HAVE FUN IN THE SLAMMER HUNNY.
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If anyone is wondering how a pack of cigs ended up in your pocket, Lydia passed it to you while giving you a hug! Typical behavior for Lydia '-'
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