Hey guys!! 

sorry for not updating, I had finals but I'm free now :-V!!

alsooo don't do this.. I did this once in middle school cause I was feeling uh.. very moody, and mysterious. Let's just say my teacher wasn't impressed, and neither was my crush :I

also I hope this isn't offensive to mute people D:

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*You and your friend are plotting on how to win your crush over.*

Friend: You know what... I read a book, and the main character doesn't talk AT ALL! And at the end, they get married and have tons of kids!

Lucy: Was this a book on Wattpad?

Friend: Yeah, how'd you know :D

Lucy: Of course, I hate idiots like you '-'

Friend: What was that?

Lucy: Nothing, nothing at all :)

You: Okay, okay. I'll try it! 

*You plop down in class and stay silent.*

Teacher: Okay, who wants to review the homework? No one? Okay, YOU, start us off!

You:.......

Teacher: Silent treatment eh? I have a special way to make them talk ;)

*Your Teacher comes behind you and starts swaying her hips.*

Crush: OH GOD NO, NOT AGAIN D:

Teacher: I won't stop unless You talks!

Chalkboy: YOU, TALK! PLEASE!

Friend: You, DON'T TALK! STAY MYSTERIOUS AND QUIET!

You:...............

Teacher: Thats it, HIT THE MUSIC BOYS!

*Act Up by the City Girls starts blaring through the school.*

Teacher: SOMEONE BRING A POLE!

Crush: NO D:

*Your Teacher gets on a pole and starts dancing.* 

Crush: NOOOOOO!

*Everyone in the class faints at the sight of Teacher.*

You: *Gasp* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Teacher: Hey, it's not my fault you didn't talk! Look at everyone, all passed out!

You: You traumatized all of us!

Teacher: Well... wouldn't be the first time ;)