*You're in class listening to your Crush's every word.*

Crush: So... I'm staying after school today for basketball practice...

Derek: Well, if I were you I wouldn't do that, if you were to get hit by the ball which typically weighs 22 oz, it can cause a minor concussion if your head were to fall on the ground at a 45 degree angle, which could cause a temporary memory defect and-

Crush:... Shut up Derek! This is why you don't have any friends.

Derek: .... :(

*The bell rings and everyone gets up to go home.*

Teacher: Bye loves! Don't forget to do section D!

Class: BYE!

* You decide to miss the bus to watch your Crush, so you take your time.*

You: Oh, my book fell.. oh no :(

Teacher: Hurry it up or you'll miss the bus You!

You: Yeah yeah....

*Your crush leaves for the gym and you follow your Crush.*

You: Wowow look at those hamstrings! So athletic!

*You hear the buses leave, and crawl up the bleachers.*

You: Ahh, a whole afternoon devoted to watching my love :D... what's that sound?

*Everyone in the gym stops and looks up at the ceiling.*

Coach: EVERYBODY! Get out of here, it's A CHOPPER!

Gym: AAAH!

*Everyone runs around frantically and you hide beneath the bleachers.*

You: WHAT IS GOING ON?

*The ceiling brakes and helicopters circle you.*

SWAT: WE FOUND YOU!

*The SWAT team drops down to you and you try to run way.*

You: No no no! I'm innocent!

*Your mom drops down with the team.*

You: Mom....?

*Your mom frantically sobs and clutches onto you.*

You: MOM? What's going on?!

Mom: I was checking my tracker and realized you weren't on the bus! I got so scared, I thought your creepy teacher took you again!

*Your Teacher wiggles her fingers at you.*

Teacher: Hi :)

You: No mom, I was trying to look at my....

*You look over at your Crush and your mom catches on.*

Mom: OOOH the crush!! Don't worry I'll-

Crush: ENOUGH! I don't know what's wrong with you people... but I don't understand what's so special about me... so leave me alone!

You: Can we talk in private...?

Crush: NO! I will never willingly let myself be alone with you!

*Your crush storms off.*

You: Hm... that gives me an idea.. :)

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Hello guys!

How's life doing? School is super stressful, we have a quiz in Spanish every week asdfghjkl;

Speaking of Spanish, I'm gonna try to say some words:

Hola! Yo me lavo los dientes a las ocho y media.

Eh? EH?? Super impressive ik looool

Okay, I'm gonna go finish some homework bc I chose to procrastinate again....

Bye!! STAY WEIRD