*You and your friend are in class planning a way to get your crush to notice you.*

Friend: O-M- GOSH! I just had an idea!

You: Really? What?!

Friend: I'll pretend to be your bully, and push you down. Your books will be sprawled all over the floor, and your crush will help you!

You: Um.. this isn't a Wattpad  book called "I'm the bullied Nerd" you know..

*Your friend rolls her eyes.*

Friend: Whatever. Let's go, the bell is going to ring!

*The bell rings and you and your friend rush out to the hallway.*

Friend: Look, your crush is there! MOVE OUT!

*You and your friend run towards your crush.*

Friend: GET OUT OF THE WAY NERD!

*Your friend lamely pushes you down and you dramatically fall at the feet of your Crush.*

You: AH MY LEGS! :(

Crush:....

You: And my poor books! Oh who will help me pick them up?

Crush: :/....

*Your crush hands you your books, and your heart flutters.*

Crush: Here you go... wait.. why are you guys fighting? You guys are best friends....

You: .... Dang it..

Friend:...WhAT? No... Pffft she's not my friend! She's the nerd who stole my boyfriend!

*Your friend slaps you a little too hard and you can't hold back.*

You: HEY! Watch it, you're gonna slap all of your acne on me!

Friend: FIGHT ME!

*You and your friend roll around like wild animals.*

You: FIGHT MEE!

Crush:.... I'll walk away now.... O.o