17: Don't Pretend to Drown!
*You're in class and your Teacher is blabbering on.*
Teacher: Multiply the square root.. then you will have to... huh...
*Your Teacher looks around and notices no one is paying attention.*
Teacher: PAY ATTENTION!!
You: No.
Teacher: WHY YOU NO PAY ATTENTION?!
You: Because.. it's too hot...
Teacher: OKAY THEN. FIELD TRIP EVERYONE! TO THE POOL, SO WE CAN COOL DOWN!
*Everyone cheers, and file into school buses outside.*
You:... Why did that happen so randomly.. and quickly? O.o
Teacher: Don't question me child :)
You: Mk... :/
*You sit next to your friend who helps you hatch a plan.*
Friend: Okay, since we're going to a pool, you can pretend to drown and he'll save you. Then, he'll fall in love with you!
You: Sounds like a Wattpad Teen book....but okay!
*Your class arrives at the pool, and everyone runs for the slide.*
You: OUUUU I WANNA GO TO THE SLIDE!
*Your friend grabs you by your collar.*
Friend: NO! You need to go fake drown, remember.
You: Okay :(
*You casually swim into the pool near your Crush is.*
You: HALPPP I CAN'T SWIM!
*You flap your arms around like a bird and screech.*
Crush: AH STOP IT WOMAN! You sound like a banshee!
You: I'm DROWNING! HELP!
*You go underwater and pretend to faint.*
Crush: 'O' ARE YOU OKAY?
*Your Crush scoops you out of the water, and starts preforming CPR.*
Crush: SOMEONE CALL 911!
You: *Dramatic Gasp.*
Crush: If you don't make it.... what do you wanna say?
You: That I love you and I did this to get your attention- I mean what? :)
Crush: WHAT? Are you telling me you toyed with my emotions to get my attention?
You: Yes- I meAN, NO of course not!
Crush: HOW DARE YOU?!
*Your Crush picks you up and throws you into the pool.*
Crush: I HOPE YOU DROWN!
You: :( I LOVE YOU!
Friend: It's okay you can be single with me (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
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