1. I got used to my dogs scratching on my bedroom door at night. Now that I live alone, its a lot more unsettling.

2. Sally!, mom called. Sally went downstairs and her mom said, "You heard that to?"

3. I came home one night and saw my wife sitting in her rocking chair. My question is, who dug her out of her grave and brought her here. 

4. There was a soothing voice over the baby monitor quieting my baby. My wife woke up and asked me who it was in there.

5. I hit something the other night. I get out of my car, call the cops, and turn around to get back in my car, but it was gone, and so was the thing I hit.