D: What r y'all mad about today?

R: it took me 18 years to realize that when someone says "hold your horses" they're telling you to be stable

W: WAIT OH SHIT
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W: you remind me of those russian dolls

W: full of yourself

D: ITS TRUE BUT U SHOULDN'T SAY IT :((
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W: Dumplings imply the existence of one large dumple

D: never speak again
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W: If you're fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness

D: not if I swallow this GLOWSTICK

R: PLEASE don't.
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W: so are we gonna talk about how the world suddenly went to shit

D: no because if you divide 2020 by 5 you get 404 so basically this entire year is an error message

D: There's a glitch in the matrix. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
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D: In this world it's milk or be milked

W: its really not
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W: dumbass

W: what are u gonna say when u get busted?

D: "In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law"
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D: I wonder if the barista knows I have experienced every possible human emotion in the 20 minutes i've been sitting here drinking this americano
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D: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack a cold one in another, which yard would the boys go to?

W: it's 3 in the morning
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D: I can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation

R: it's true i've seen it
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W: Are Medusa's leg hairs tiny snakes?

D: now we're asking the real questions
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R: this girl had never seen snow before and asked Wally what it was like and he said "smells like water"

W: JDBABDBWKK

D: "it's like i'm there"
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D: i just raided a village

W: Any obsidian in the chest?

D: ???

D: That volcano stuff?

W: there're no volcanoes in minecraft-

D: i'm not playing minecraft
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