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D: When the Grinch yelled "i'm an idiot" and his echo yelled back "you're an idiot" I felt that
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W: I just made my first attempt at synonym rolls

D: Just like grammar used to make
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R: Wally tell us something weird about yourself

D: Yea this is a safe space

W: Sometimes when i'm in the shower I think to myself what if someone comes in and kills my family while i'm in here and imma have to fight butt naked

R:

D: J absxkcx
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W: Omfg im babysitting and the kids are pokemon battling and the 7 year old girl just yelled "you don't messpeon with my espeon" and i've been laughing for 10 minutes

D:  m y  c h i l d
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W: Anyone remember when kids in school would pour glue everywhere, wait for it to dry, then eat it?

D: you had me up until you said "eat it"
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W: How do you sleep at night knowing there are people in the world that don't like you?

R: With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass
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W: octopuses are just wet spiders

D: bitch-
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D: THAT WAS LIQUID DEATH

W: That was Nyquil

D: Did I fucking stutter
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