People actually clicked this i'm going into shock

its been so long if I repeat a stale joke im so sorry-
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D: Roy is as old as dirt so he probably unlocked the secrets of the universe like master shifu

R: bitch i'm 18

W: Wise man, tell me the secrets of the universe

R: 50% of Canada is the letter A

W: WAIT-
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D: I want someone to take me out

W: Like on a date or with a sniper gun?

D: Surprise me
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D: I've connected the two dots

R: You didn't connect shit

D: I'VE CONNECTED THEM
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W: WHAT THE FUCKKABVBS

D: what

W: My teacher basically said "you should be teaching yourself the material"

W: SO HOW AM I,

W: THE DUMBEST PERSON I KNOW,

W: SUPPOSED TO TEACH ME, THE OTHER DUMBEST PERSON I KNOW
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D: u free?

D: nvm don't answer that you're always free

W:  i-
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R: I have the sharpest memory. Name ONE time I forgot something.

W: u left me in the parking lot 2 weeks ago

R: I did that on purpose
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R: I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me

D: it sounds like he's tryna kill u
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D: if u step on a person's foot, they open their mouths just like trash cans

W: LMAO IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
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W: DICK

W: YOU NEED THIS

W:

D: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES