So i got bored right-
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D=Dick
W=Wally
R=Roy
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D: The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

W: Is this a prompt or a prophecy

D: Its an instruction
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W: Yesterday at the park I saw a toddler screaming "BAD DOG" at a goose and I can't stop thinking about it
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W: GTFO=Get the fuck out
STFU=Shut the fuck up
MKMKOMFGSFD=miss keisha miss keisha oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead

D: HMNITIGABGT=Hi my name is Trey I got a basketball game tomorrow
SICDMC= Stoppp I could've dropped my croissant

R: GTFS= Go to fucking sleep
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D: When an earthquake happens coffins become underground maracas.

W: thanks for that not at all terrifying image
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W: On a scale of one to wrigley's long lasting flavor gum how extra are you

D: Polar Ice
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D: WHY IS IT "CANCELLED" IN THE UK AND "CANCELED" IN AMERICA

W: Because we gave them that L in 1776

D: PENTRU NUMELE LUI DUMNEZEU
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W: Wasn't ICarly that guy with wax wings who flew into the sun

W: ICARUS* OMg

D: ...yes
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D: Aren't you like, worried?

W: About what?

D: idk

W: oh my god you're right
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D: I have no friends

W: then what were those 48 notifications you had earlier

D: tik tok verification codes
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