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SUNDAY 10:12 PM

Hoy scammer!
Why aren't you replying to all of my messages?!

10:22 PM

Hey, I didn't block you.

Finally! Nagreply ka rin!

You told me not to talk to you anymore,
so I didn't respond to any of your messages.

Missed me? ;)

Yuck! The nerve, ah?!

Like duh, you started this game.
I'm not going to back off!
At sineryoso mo naman 'yong sinabi ko ha?

Yup.
Because I wouldn't want to be a bother to you.

But you already did
 when you started sending me scam messages!
Bakit mo ba ginawa 'yon?

Do you want really want to know?

Of course!!!

Sure.

So what is it?

To get your attention.

Eh? Seriously? And why?

11:09 PM

Putek!
Mag-reply ka!
One week mo na naman ba akong hindi rereplyan.