James rushes through the front door, slamming it shut with a beaming grin plastered across his face. "Lily!" he shouts tugging off his jacket. Lily appears in the room with a towel in hand. "I've got the perfect name." She walks back into the kitchen and he stumbles, following her. "Trust me on this one!"

"I'm listening," she replies with a sigh. 

"So I was out with Sirius -"

"Surprised you didn't get arrested."

James scratches the back of his head, walking around the table. "Yeah, remind me to tell you about that later..." He chuckles, leaning across the counter to kiss her nose. "No other name will compare when you hear this one."

"Okay, spit it out!"

"Elvendork." His eyes are wide with excitement, nodding his head eagerly as he waits for her response. "It's unisex, too!"

"James. You're an elvendork." She tosses the towel in his face and walks off. 

"But it's unisex!"