Stella [To Jesse or Romeo]: Senpai, I'm going to be Juliet. Would you be my Romeo?

(I'm reading Romeo and Juliet in school...)

Jesse [Offering cookie to Lukas]: Take it

Lukas: I can't

Jesse: Lukas, I swear to Notch, if you don't take the goddamn cookie, I with shove it so far down your throat, that yo--

Lukas: Okay, okay, fine jeez [Takes cookie]