Request: 1, 14, & 20 with Chris Hemsworth

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You're sharply awakened by both a pounding on your door and in your head. With strained agony, you move towards the front door of your flat. "Alcohol after a bad break-up. Bad idea."

When you open the door, you see your co-worker standing there with a smile of a lost puppy. "Chris?"

"{Y/n!]! I've been awake for over two days!" he nearly shouts.

You back away from him, gasping at the loudness of his voice. "Jeez! Don't be so loud! Are you drunk or something?"

He shakes his head swiftly, motioning for you to follow him. "Just about six or seven energy drinks. C'mon! I have a something that might cheer you up and get me arrested!"

You run after him, following him to his car. "What the hell are we doing?" you ask. "It's 8:30, I have a hangover, and you're annoying me."

"You just had a really bad break-up with a complete and total asshole," he tells me, barely keeping his eyes on the road.

"Thanks for reminding me."

Chris grins widely and gives a mischievous chuckle. "You're supposed to talk me out of this."

Chris pulls onto a familiar street. You groan, realizing it's your exes'. Before you can say anything, Chris parks along the street and hops out of the car, pulling a Thor's hammer prop from the backseat.

He poses like Thor, holding the hammer up towards the sky, still hyped up on energy drinks. He shouts, "Hear me, o'asshole! The mighty Thor is here to avenge his great friend!"

You try not to laugh at the sight.

Chris grins at you over his shoulder, then pulls his arm back, launching the hammer towards your exes' window. It crashed through the glass, and you head your ex shout curses.

Chris jumps back into the car, giggling like a five-year-old. "There!" he shouts, driving off. "You are avenged!"